Sex and the vacuum cleaner?

Michigan man arrested
for sexual encounter with
car-wash vacuum.

Is there really a law in Michigan that prohibits sex with a vacuum? If so, where did it come from? Is this an ongoing or recurring problem in Michigan? Was there a precedent? Just what does the law say? I’m dying to find out. If anyone knows please advise.


Michelle Bachmann, a Republican Congressperson from Minnesota, claims that Obama is anti-American. But not to worry, she thinks Pelosi, Reid, and many other liberals in Congress need to be investigated as anti-American. This is a Congressperson from Minnestota? I though that was a liberal state. How did this strange woman get elected? Was this part of her platform, or did she just lose her mind after being elected? Republicans say the darndest things.

It is reported that 100,000 people turned out in St. Louis to hear Obama. Apparently 75,000 turned out in Kansas City. Major newspapers all over the country have endorsed Obama, including the Chicago Tribune that has never endorsed a democrat for 161 years. The L.A. Times, the Washington Post, The Seattle Times, and many other of our major newspapers are now on board the Obama express. But interestingly enough, some people are still talking about the Brafia stealing the election once again. I cannot see how this could happen, given the overwhelming support Obama is receiving. Nor can I imagine what might well happen if they do try to steal it and succeed. I suggest there would be such a massive outcry those responsible for the theft would have to leave the country before they were torn limb from limb. I feel pretty confident this is one election that is not going to be stolen, no matter what they try.

Obama has run a brilliant campaign, of that I think there is little doubt. But what makes it even better is that McCain has run a campaign so dismal as to be almost unprecedented. And his pick of Sarah Palin will have to go down in history as one of the most serious blunders ever. I’m reasonably certain that McCain and his advisors realize this now, but there is little they can do about it except go on pretending she has at least some redeeming quality (which I certainly cannot find). The danger in this is that they are in the process pulling Obama down and making his coming Presidency more difficult. I fear it’s going to be another four or eight years like the Clinton Presidency, where the Brafia will make it virtually impossible for him to govern, bringing up one red herring or nonsense charge after another. This was, when they went after Clinton, and will be if they continue the same thing with Obama, anti-Americanism in the extreme. It used to be when an election was over everyone would pretty much support the winner, the new President. There were differences about policies and such, to be sure, but generally speaking there was at least an attempt at cooperation. Not so with this bunch of gangsters. They will stop at nothing to gain back power, the country be damned, all the while carrying on about bipartisanship (I am quite convinced they have no understanding of what bipartisanship might be). Never forget just how much bipartisanship they provided when they were in power (none). Under Bush it has always been “my way or the highway.” Now that they are about to lose they will whine endlessly about the lack of what they themselves never provided in even an elementary form. Nitwit Bachmann and her colleagues are the ones that need to be investigated for anti-Americanism. You can rest assured that as long as the neocons are still around there will be no bipartisanship (and they will blame Democrats, of course). Never, I think, in all of American history, has there been such a sleazy, slimy, slippery, single-minded, bunch of simpletons in charge of a major political party. I doubt we will make much progress on any of the horrendous problems they have brought us until they are purged from our midst. Vote Obama/Biden, vote Democratic as if your life depends upon it, it quite likely does.

LKBIQ:
“ In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”
Fran Lebowitz