Who done it?

Arrested for domestic violence
woman wipes her nose on
policeman's shirt.

Ah, Bubblehead, always nice to hear from you. I guess you are right, Pakistanis are probably too incompetent to provide security (even though Musharif had agreed to be resonsible for it). And no doubt Bhutto stood up in her SUV out of sheer stupidity, not thinking she might have been relatively secure. And speaking of the underground Brafia headquarters, has anyone ever located Cheney's secret hideaway or does he just move from one to another at random?

So who done it? I have seen several explanations already. Some think Musharif was responsible. Some think al Quaida is responsible. First she was shot and then bombed, someone else suggested a sniper. Now we're told she didn't die from gunshots or shrapnel but, rather, from a broken skull. One essay today placed the blame on Bush, another claimed there were all kinds of people who might have wanted to kill her. Still another claimed there was no autopsy (so how would we know what actually killed her). The Taliban has also been mentioned. I'm surprised the Brafia hasn't suggested it was all Bill Clinton's fault. Huckabee may come up with the answer if he can manage to locate Pakistan. Ron Paul says we should leave Pakistan alone and mind our own business. Giuliani wants more troops. McCain says he knows exactly what to do (this seemed to involve immediately getting on the phone and calling Musharif). In short, it's an incredible mess. One essay suggested that like JFK we will never know (this seems like a good bet).

The Democratic candidates, at least Hillary, Obama, and Edwards are neck and neck in Iowa, Hillary and Obama are neck and neck in New Hampshire but the polls are all meaningless and no one really knows anything about what will happen. It's more exciting than the Kentucky Derby. Too bad the focus is on the race rather than on the prize. But, then, does it really matter who wins the prize? If any of these candidates win so will the medical insurance companies and the rest of big, big, business (all due respects to Edwards whose eyes are bigger than his stomach).

I haven't heard lately how Wexler's attempt to impeach Cheney are coming along. The MSM, for some reason, don't seem interested (they're too busy losing circulation). Can anyone think of anything the Brafia has done for the citizens of what used to be this great nation? Does anyone believe Cheney (and Bush) don't deserve to be impeached? Does anyone believe the Iraq "war" should end as soon as possible? Does anyone believe our children should have health insurance? Does anyone believe our troops should come home? Well, I've got news for you, the Brafia doesn't give a damn what you think.

LKBIQ:
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