The Vice-President shot someone

Dick the Slimy shot a hunting companion in the face and chest.

Iraq.

Dick the Slimy shot someone.

Afghanistan

Dick the Slimy shot someone.

Warrantless spying.

Dick the Slimy shot a hunting companion.

DeLay

Dick the Slimy shot someone.

Bill Frist

Dick the Slimy shot someone.

Abramoff

Dick the Slimy shot 70 pen raised pheasants in one day.

He's an avid hunter

Dick the Slimy shot someone.

Valerie Plame

Dick the Slimy shot a lawyer.

He didn't want to tell anyone until Rove had been consulted

Dick the Slimy shot one of his hunting companions.

He called to say he was sorry

Dick the Slimy shot him in the face and heart.

He had a heart attack of sorts

Dick the Slimy shot his lawyer friend.

I bet he really hopes he doesn't die

Dick the Slimy shot someone.

It was the victim's own fault for not announcing where he was

Dick the Slimy accidentally shot a hunting companion.

No one told him you were supposed to look before you shot

Dick the Slimy shot someone.

The Press wasn't notified until 24 hours later

Dick the Slimy shot a lawyer friend.

He doesn't want to talk about it.

Dick the Slimy is a real jerk. And totally dishonest.

Dick the Slimy believes he has absolute power.

He should be disabused of this idea, impeached, and tried for war crimes.

Republicans love him.

Republicans are just as guilty as Cheney.